When someone is writing in a text box, you see that person's name is typing for a long period of time, when the message finally appears, it's only a few words
Oh my goodness, I've got Emmetitis, it's taking me forever to type this sentence
A NEW DISEASE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED BY THE MELTYGANG!
Emmaitis : A combination of every STD and STI known to man, and more
Symptoms : Chernobyl dick, bleeding, violent shitting, herpes, death
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)