Emklež is a shortened dialect of standard “English” that uses only 13 letters to represent the usual 26 plus “sh” and “ch”. It’s what would happen if future speakers got lazy, and if you just sound everything out (the ž is pronounced like the “s” in “measure”), it sounds like someone is speaking it very poorly. Very efficient for writing, not for reading.
Emklež es a žoldemed dealekd oh sdamdald “Emklež” dhad oses omly 13 leddels do leplesemd dhe osoal 26 plos “ž” amd “k”. ed’s whad woold happem eh hodole speakels kod lažy, amd eh yoo žosd soomd ehelydhemk ood (dhe ž es plomoomsed leke dhe “s” em “measole”), ed soomds leke someome es speakemk ed hely poolly. hely ehheseemd hol wledemk, mod hol leademk.
by Lynn Guist March 9, 2026
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