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Emklež is a shortened dialect of standard “English” that uses only 13 letters to represent the usual 26 plus “sh” and “ch”. It’s what would happen if future speakers got lazy, and if you just sound everything out (the ž is pronounced like the “s” in “measure”), it sounds like someone is speaking it very poorly. Very efficient for writing, not for reading.
Emklež es a žoldemed dealekd oh sdamdald “Emklež” dhad oses omly 13 leddels do leplesemd dhe osoal 26 plos “ž” amd “k”. ed’s whad woold happem eh hodole speakels kod lažy, amd eh yoo žosd soomd ehelydhemk ood (dhe ž es plomoomsed leke dhe “s” em “measole”), ed soomds leke someome es speakemk ed hely poolly. hely ehheseemd hol wledemk, mod hol leademk.
Emklež by Lynn Guist March 9, 2026
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emolezzier 

A mixture of the word "emo" and "lesbian/lezzie". Meaning, an emo lesbian.
Nahhan is such an emlezzier..lets fuck!
emolezzier by Nritaby December 15, 2004
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A car salesmen who likes rollin' spliffs and smoking LOUD. Also loves big booty bitches.
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Ekklezia 

An individual that doesn’t take nobodies bs
Wow better not mess with her, Ekklezia.”
Ekklezia by Askurr December 20, 2021
Emkle-It can be used as a descriptive word or name for one particular person as such an illness, personality, sexual orientation, preference, disorder, ect as it has no specific meaning or definition but is only used when describing something related to the person who is called "Emkle" and represents them in full context.
It is also not translated into any specific origin of language but is technically considered English.
Emkle is Emkle because Emkle
Emkle by RedishGreen March 18, 2024
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