eklezy

A car salesmen who likes rollin' spliffs and smoking LOUD. Also loves big booty bitches.

You need a new whip? Go see my boy eklezy.

by JDbuckets89 September 3, 2015

eelezy

Eelezy is the shortest being to exist on this planet. He has a problem with fat hands and burning things. He doesn't tend to have things going his ways , so he sells stuff that makes him upset. For instance, when Eelezys bike breaks he threatens to sell his amazing bike. Side note: the species of the Eelezy tends to be allergic to pinecones.

Eelezy will sell his bike and he knows he will.

by eelezy April 21, 2021