Emgolo

1. Striker who can't score.
2. Someone who eats semen nachos.

Keith is such an emgolo

by Lee_angol_is_the_goat July 3, 2022

Emoglobin

n. Physiologically similar to hemoglobin, emoglobin is characteristically considered to be caused by a base-pair mutation in the genotypes of "highly emotional" teens. This mutation generally expresses itself in teen and pre-teen years, which will cause the affected to wear primarily black, dye their hair, and cut themselves.

Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.

Rachel ended up in the hospital last night because her emoglobin got the best of her and she spilled too much out of her wrists.

by Derik October 29, 2006

emmology

a religion that believes emma watson is the daughter of god and that she is a goddess that will save humanity.

Emma Watson emmology

by Emissery September 30, 2011

Emmology

Emmology is a religion that worships Emma Watson as its goddess and creator of all life and that she should be loved unconditionally by all of her followers

Person 1 dude why do u worship emma and claim to be a emmologist she just some hot actress from harry potter
person 2 because i believe she is the creator of all life and a goddess and should be worshiped for allowing us to experience all good things in life
person 1 how can i convert to emmology

by Emmologist March 1, 2013

emoloaica

young "emo" girl from romania
not actually emo but rather hot

Andrei: mama ce as vrea sa fiu impreuna cu o emoloaica
Sebi: ai si tu 2 lei sa imi dai?

by vanator.de.buci May 24, 2023

egolo

egolo(n)(ego+gigolo):

one who sells his ego easily for

performance appraisal, referral bonus, employee of the month award, impressing seniors, avoiding corporate confrontations, better job position etc.

and is unperturbed by his behavior. An Egolo looks at such behaviour as a means of sustenance in his/her professional life.

when Saurabh rai, the intern looking for the manager's position manager, went into his angry boss's cabin,we were half expecting him to come up as chopped meat.But to our surprise both of them came out , happy and chuckling like chickens from the same coop or the same DNA strain.Saurabh had changed the outcome of this perturbing conundrum. The whispers were that to please his boss, saurabh had let out the egolo inside him, and the egolo never fails at this.

by RollerBallRohit July 16, 2011

emologist

someone who studies emo's and their ways like sandra sands who wrote an article in the guardian which was completely slated in kerrang magasine (september 06)

sandra sands is an emologist, she thinks she knows everything

by The-Emologist October 15, 2006