kerrang

Once cool heavy music related enterprise which has now been infested with mainstream publicity whores and pseudo-punk outfits. No longer cool. Only about 20-30% of music played on the TV channel is actually what it claims to be.

Enough with the poers please, kerrang, I'm switching over to scuzz.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

kerrang

A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.

Kerrang is the worst of all British music channels.

by Urban Dictionary October 10, 2005

kerrang

verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.

she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.

by timmy November 24, 2004

kerrang

a magazine/radio station/tv channel that is all about rock music. But i only listen to the radio station (kerrang 105.2) so i'll write about that.
It does play rock (and hip-hop) and nicely insults busted, which is good. If kerrang play busted or mcfly i will scream. However, it does play some bad songs, like that stupid 'you can do it' song, which i hate with a vengeance. it also plays jay-z. pssh...

Oh my god, did you just hear what they played on kerrang? I hope it wasn;t busted, or i'll kick their asses...

by theuniqueme February 16, 2005

Kerrang

1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!

"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"

by Charlie January 17, 2004

Kerrang

a channel and radio and magazine and awards ceremony for people listening to real music, not synthesised drums and sqeaky voiced vocalists wearing skimpy clothes

lets watch kerrang (sky 454)

by inoino December 9, 2003

KERRANG

kerrang is a really good magazine bought by decent people!

"have you got your issue of KERRANG the best mag for rockers, punks and metalheads?"

by ickle_monkey121 February 22, 2004