Elowns

(Noun) An impressively basic bitch clown. One who's noodle soup of idiocracy forgot it's seasoning packet. The great world embarrassment of being caught cheating on a jumbotron and being mocked worldwide. while the entire newly discovered fan base of your wife anxiously awaits your public demise. An embarrassment of a human of mediocre proportions.

I don't cry for elowns.

Elowns by Imadethisupforfree July 22, 2025

Elonsplaining 

When someone corrects you with incorrect information and then throws a hissy fit.

I shared a Tweet discussing recent research in my field but some guy replied and started elonsplaining it back to me completely wrong.

Elonsplaining by Tells-Many-Truths August 2, 2020

elons crust 

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute

"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."

elons crust by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

Elons Musk 

The most successful musk in the world, bottled.
With the musky notes of the bluebirds nest & interstellar meteorite 'Eau De Galaxie' is a 1 of 1 limited edition perfume.
Without such fragrance there is sure to be failure.

What does success smell like? Oh it’s kinda like Elons Musk.
Just more lonely.

Elons Musk by Elon's Musk September 20, 2023

elonsperm 

the worlds greatest crypto currency

oh hell yeah I got some elonsperm

elonsperm by f r a n k the best May 27, 2021

elonsheep 

A person that blindly looks up to elon musk and believe in any dumb thing elon musk says.

He thinks Tesla is the best car. He is such an elonsheep.

elonsheep by Keld g hansen November 7, 2022

Elonslop 

Viral content posted on X (formerly Twitter) with the sole purpose of farming interactions. The tweet is usually made expressly to outrage as many people as possible in order to generate interaction.

NPC1: “Hey did you see I made $300 off X this week!”
NPC2: “Good stuff dude, that Elonslop is really paying the bills huh”

Elonslop by Elonchow June 24, 2024