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Elmhood is a small town in central Illinois near Brimtucky that is known for the people acting like popis assholes just because they have a movie theater,Subway and a school that named after a bunch of condoms in their shitty ass redneck town that is not any better than Brimtucky and is actually worse for this reason but they think that they are but the town smells like Sherk's swamp and that would be an insult to Sherk.
Elmhood is just as a shitty town as the rest of them and the ironic thing is that they don't know how to use protection when doing it with the cousin.
Elmhood by Imakebullshit August 3, 2024
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Elmwood village charter school 

One of the best school in buffalo ny some teachers are ass hole but they make children succeed some of the girls are fine ash and most niggas are ugly and some of the kids are bad as hell
No word to describe elmwood village charter school

Elmwood Park 

the best town ever. the school is currupt, but it looks nice. the administraters are crazy. kids drop out everyday. everyone smokes everything and we even got a few crack heads. day and day more people get arrested for somthing. nothing ever changes. the bigges news in town is the re-ups.
we've got a spot everywhere to blaze a blizzy, light up an L. we got the couches, the tresel, pick-it spot, me crib and madd otha places. and every one in town knows and hates beatle juice(the ugliest girl in school).all and all elmwood park is a chill town.
Elmwood Park by james amerson November 25, 2007
elmwood is a small community located north east of downtown winnipeg on the otherside of the red river. blue collar working class area and is one of the oldest parts of the city. has a rep for being full of drug and violence. the east side crips has been set up in this area and its high school for many decades. mostly white people live here with a growing first nation pop and some blacks asains, dont be mean muggin cuz in elmwood we do it gritty weapon of choice usually a knife.
welcome to my hood elmwood
elmwood by crackermuthafuka October 31, 2010

Elmwood Park 

where there is a new experience everyday. people are dropping out of school becoming pot heads, and the pot heads are gettin strait and going to college. people are being held hostage in hotels and elementry schools because there is a guy running around w. a gun. the wrestling coach looks like a rocker jesus. and athletes are its future. freshmen are playing and starting on varisty sports.the football team hasnt won a game in the psat 4 years.the basketball teams made it all the way to states. freshmen girls are on birth control..seniors are gettin married. everyone is known for something. being smart, a slut, a jock, a younger sibling of someone. skaters are invading the town.
elmwood park..its a cracked up town
Elmwood Park by yezzie July 20, 2006

Elmwood Park, Illinois (EP) 

It is common to see a blue-collar worker driving a Range Rover, Mercedez, BMW or some other luxury vehicle clearly out of their price range. By keeping the used car clean (and tinting windowns/adding rims), they are able to appear wealthier than they really are. In reality, most Elmwood Park residents are city workers, police officers, firefighters, construction workers and laborers. Elmwood Park is known for it's Italian background. There are several restaurants and bars that try to capitalize on this "distinction", but most of the times people are just trying too hard. A common phrase in Elmwood Park is, "Do you know who my Grandpa was?" The problem is the only people who know what the hell they are talking about is their neighbor who also had a "famous" Grandpa. The pride each resident has in it's town is almost dilusional. If you get to know the people and places in EP, however, you will quickly learn many people are lying.. to themselves, to each other and to their kids. It's a look-how-guido-I-am town filled with blue-collar workers driving cars they can't afford, doing drugs left and right and hoping their local politician helps them get a job somehow. After all, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY GRANDPA WAS?
Oh, Hey! I'm over dere in da Elmwood Park, Illinois (EP). My brand new Benz is out front of da Baciami, just got done laying some concrete over dere. Bada bing, bada boom. You know who my grandpa was??
HICK TOWN!!! Full of preps us rebels have to stick together all two of us.
Prep: Like I will see at the football game right?(Gasp) Totally awsome!! Hehehe!!!!
Elmwood by Heather October 16, 2003
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