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Elle Popp Heward-Mills

Sexy person who definitely gets bitches and should send me more nudes!!! She has massive hooters and it amazes me how big they are. I love her so much and she should marry me before I become a slut. Everyone aspires to be her and I would definitely tap that if I could!!!!
LOOK OVER THERE! ITS ELLE POPP HEWARD-MILLS. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE SLAG! I WANNA BE HER SO BADDDDDD!!

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed 

Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed. Now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?

Pull an Elle 

When someone asks you if you guys can talk later, but then completely ignores you
She pulled an Elle on me
I’m going to pull an Elle on him
Pull an Elle by HVL November 26, 2020

The Norris Pour Elle 

A large vibrating dildo shaped like Chuck Norris’ gun. The French phrase “pour elle” means “for her” lending the device a soft, feminine connotation, despite its explosive power.
She thought orgasms couldn’t get any more powerful until she tried The Norris Pour Elle

The Norris… Pour Elle 

Basically a vibrating dildo shaped liked Chuck Norris’ gun. The French “for her” lends the powerful device a soft feminine connotation.
Just about the only thing that gets her off these days is The Norris… Pour Elle

ellephone 

A rather odd elephant like creature that spends all of his time communicating over phones.
Ellephone forgot to pay his cellphone bill, so now he uses his cordless phone.
ellephone by H to the Izzle October 4, 2004