Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

Elf Yourself

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.

You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.

by fredautonom December 20, 2014