fredautonom's definitions

toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Rand

v. To alienate your base by trying to appeal to a larger base.

The more he Rands, the less I like him.

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Elf Yourself

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.

You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.

by fredautonom December 20, 2014

Scratch Cat Fever

An uncontrollable urge to make games, art, stories, and other such nonsense on Scratch, MIT's very basic online programming community.

He stays up all night working on making math games on Scratch. I think he's got Scratch Cat Fever.

by fredautonom February 21, 2015

Rights

A public relations scheme concocted by government officials to trick the public into giving the government power over their lives. These are discarded and ignored the second they become inconvenient to the government institution.

To convince the colonies to ratify the constitution, they added a Bill of Rights. At the earliest convenience, these rights were immediately trampled on, discarded, and ignored. The Bill of Rights exists today as a set of things to have students memorize in civics class, but not entirely understand, and for lawyers to use to make arguments that are then ignored by judges. Any other applications of rights, such as deterring Draconian legislation, are nonexistent.

by fredautonom March 15, 2015

Irony

A report about cronyism published by ALEC.

I looked up irony in the dictionary and found a link to a report on cronyism by ALEC.

by fredautonom April 26, 2017

Right

Something government officials ignore whenever they are inconvenient.

Billy thought he had a right to free speech until he was dumb enough to actually try it.

by fredautonom February 27, 2015