fredautonom's definitions

toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Chris McDaniel

A political candidate that is so far from being mainstream it is not even funny. They, in fact, are the opposite of mainstream. Some might even say he or she is an extremist.

The Mississippi Libertarian Party says they want to be more mainstream. I said good, that must mean they are going to stop flirting with Chris McDaniel.

by fredautonom April 3, 2015

Rand

v. To alienate your base by trying to appeal to a larger base.

The more he Rands, the less I like him.

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Rights

A public relations scheme concocted by government officials to trick the public into giving the government power over their lives. These are discarded and ignored the second they become inconvenient to the government institution.

To convince the colonies to ratify the constitution, they added a Bill of Rights. At the earliest convenience, these rights were immediately trampled on, discarded, and ignored. The Bill of Rights exists today as a set of things to have students memorize in civics class, but not entirely understand, and for lawyers to use to make arguments that are then ignored by judges. Any other applications of rights, such as deterring Draconian legislation, are nonexistent.

by fredautonom March 15, 2015

Irony

A report about cronyism published by ALEC.

I looked up irony in the dictionary and found a link to a report on cronyism by ALEC.

by fredautonom April 26, 2017

Protest

A mosh pit for people who care about important issues.

Steve: Hey, did you go to that protest?

Joe: Yeah man, it was intense.

by fredautonom April 14, 2015

Right

Something government officials ignore whenever they are inconvenient.

Billy thought he had a right to free speech until he was dumb enough to actually try it.

by fredautonom February 27, 2015