12 definition by fredautonom

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Something government officials ignore whenever they are inconvenient.

Billy thought he had a right to free speech until he was dumb enough to actually try it.

by fredautonom February 27, 2015

When you get heartburn and gas at the same time.

I shouldn't have had that chicken. Now I got the Hartz.

by fredautonom April 12, 2015

A public relations scheme concocted by government officials to trick the public into giving the government power over their lives. These are discarded and ignored the second they become inconvenient to the government institution.

To convince the colonies to ratify the constitution, they added a Bill of Rights. At the earliest convenience, these rights were immediately trampled on, discarded, and ignored. The Bill of Rights exists today as a set of things to have students memorize in civics class, but not entirely understand, and for lawyers to use to make arguments that are then ignored by judges. Any other applications of rights, such as deterring Draconian legislation, are nonexistent.

by fredautonom March 15, 2015

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.

You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.

by fredautonom December 20, 2014

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 13, 2015

An uncontrollable urge to make games, art, stories, and other such nonsense on Scratch, MIT's very basic online programming community.

He stays up all night working on making math games on Scratch. I think he's got Scratch Cat Fever.

by fredautonom February 21, 2015

A report about cronyism published by ALEC.

I looked up irony in the dictionary and found a link to a report on cronyism by ALEC.

by fredautonom April 26, 2017