Definitions by fredautonom

Irony 

A report about cronyism published by ALEC.

I looked up irony in the dictionary and found a link to a report on cronyism by ALEC.

Irony by fredautonom April 26, 2017

Rand 

v. To alienate your base by trying to appeal to a larger base.

The more he Rands, the less I like him.

Rand by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Rand 

v. To alienate your base by trying to appeal to a larger base.

The more he Rands, the less I like him.

Rand by fredautonom May 14, 2015

toddler parroting 

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

toddler parroting by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Protest 

A mosh pit for people who care about important issues.

Steve: Hey, did you go to that protest?

Joe: Yeah man, it was intense.

Protest by fredautonom April 14, 2015

Hartz 

When you get heartburn and gas at the same time.

I shouldn't have had that chicken. Now I got the Hartz.

Hartz by fredautonom April 12, 2015

Emo Spelling Nazi 

Someone who insists that one spells a band name or song title the way the band spells it despite the fact that the band name or song title is not even spelled correctly to begin with.

Fred posts the following status on Facebook, "Fallout Boy is the worst band ever!"
Brandi comments, "It's spelled Fall Out Boy and they are the best band ever!"
Fred comments, "You Emo Spelling Nazi, they don't even spell their own name right. It really should be 'Fallout Boy.'"
Brandi comments, "Fall Out Boy is NOT an Emo band."

Emo Spelling Nazi by fredautonom April 3, 2015