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Wood Elemental 

Litterally the worst MTG card ever printed. Ever.
Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"

Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"

Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"

Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
Wood Elemental by Theshocker1984 January 8, 2012

pain elemental 

Easily the most annoying of enemies in Doom 2. Has relatively higher HP than most of the lower enemies, but thankfully not enough to compete with enemies like the Baron. It's attack consists of shooting a shitload of flaming skulls at you until it's dead. Usually comes with other monsters. Also floats like the Cacodemon.
That pain elemental is a pain in the ass.
pain elemental by GOERNR May 8, 2006
Pronunciation - Ele - Men - Tal

An elemental is a mythical creature which is related to a specific element of matter ( fire, earth, wind, water. ), usually they have humanlike qualities such as limbs; in some cases they have a face. In most mythology, elementals are activated by mages, not by themselves and serve the mage as a guardian and/or servant. Some elementals are displayed as ancient guardians of powerful artefacts or relics.
The crude stone slowly began to take form, growing crooked legs and arms as it rose its crippling body upward. Parts of its own body snapping off as it took full shape, lunging its mutilated arm forward. An earth elemental.
Elemental by Estragon April 21, 2008

Angry Elemental 

While performing a rim job on someone, they are overwhelmed with diarrhea ejecting it into your mouth until it comes out of your nose and sprays onto their body.
My boyfriend was really awful at eating so I pounded a bottle of laxatives and gave him an angry elemental.
Angry Elemental by Lolerinyourpants November 13, 2009

Elemental Shaman

One of the three specialization branches of World of Warcraft class Shaman, the elemental shaman is a fearsome foe. Having lower cast times, cooldowns and higher critical hit chances with lightning spells than his restoration and enhancement compatriots, as well as the ability to cast one 100% critical, "mana-free" spell every three minutes, this character must strictly be avoided in battlegrounds, especially if they have the right gear and crit you almost every time he attacks.
OMG that elemental shaman pwned me again before I could touch him.
Elemental Shaman by poseidon83 October 1, 2006

Elemental On Discord 

A revival of Elemental 3 played using a Discord bot. A quick search and you'll find an invite link to the discord server hosting the game.
Person 1: I played Elemental On Discord but I'm wondering why there is no #play7
Person 2: You can't know about #play7, for you shall perish.
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