Me> damn, steven seagal is the fucking man
Retard> that guy is a shitty actor and his movies su-
Steven Seagal> -appears out of nowhere and swiftfully executes a flawless move, paralyzing the un-wise one from the back down-
Me> thanks, steven
Steven Seagal> no problemo -dissapears-
Retard> that guy is a shitty actor and his movies su-
Steven Seagal> -appears out of nowhere and swiftfully executes a flawless move, paralyzing the un-wise one from the back down-
Me> thanks, steven
Steven Seagal> no problemo -dissapears-
by GOERNR January 17, 2006
Get the steven seagal mug.1. Terrible color schemes.
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!
Guy1: hey check out this site, www.myspace.com
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!
by GOERNR January 12, 2006
Get the MYSPACE mug.Takes power metal to an entire new level. Haters simply cannot handle Manowar's thundering style of music but these people usually listen to pussy nu-metal anyways.
'I was listening to Manowar's WARRIORS OF THE WORLD last night so loud that I saw the dead rising from there grave!'
by GOERNR January 13, 2006
Get the Manowar mug.A bullshit method that's being used in more and more games that are out today. Rather than, gasp, having the bullets go where the crosshair is, game developers somehow think it's better that the bullets follow a completely random pattern around the crosshair instead of INSIDE the crosshair. Since the bullets don't actually go where there supposed to, it means that most firefights you get into mean zero skill, all luck. You might think shooting in small bursts that it would defeat this, but it actually ensues your death much quicker over a sprayer. Moving actually multiplies the deviation tenfold, making it near impossible to squeeze an accurate shot unless you're playing as a sniper.
Games that have random bullet deviation:
1. Battlefield 2
2. Counter-Strike
3. Day of Defeat: Source
4. Rainbow Six 3
Games that have random bullet deviation:
1. Battlefield 2
2. Counter-Strike
3. Day of Defeat: Source
4. Rainbow Six 3
Guy1> -sneaks up behind an enemy using a Thompson then fires a half a clip into his back-
Guy2> -turns around and sprays his weapon, getting a kill-
Guy1> WTF?
Guy1> -places his ironsights right on an enemys head, fires-
Guy2> -snipes Guy1 with an SMG-
Guy1> youve got to be shitting me, I hit him in the fucking head! fucking random bullet deviation ruins everything.
Guy2> -turns around and sprays his weapon, getting a kill-
Guy1> WTF?
Guy1> -places his ironsights right on an enemys head, fires-
Guy2> -snipes Guy1 with an SMG-
Guy1> youve got to be shitting me, I hit him in the fucking head! fucking random bullet deviation ruins everything.
by GOERNR January 11, 2006
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Rolling Stone editor> top 100 bands ever... ok ummm... the beatles... umm... the beatles... uhhhh... oh, and like, that band that did the song "stairway to heaven" or something. guys I don't know any other bands
Rolling Stone editor 2> dude, just put the beatles down
Rolling Stone editor 2> dude, just put the beatles down
by GOERNR May 19, 2006
Get the rolling stone mug.An awesome movie where old school bad-ass Charles Bronson (RIP) comes home only to discover his wife murdered. After this the entire movie consists of Bronson peacefully walking around the streets at dark and shooting every mugger and crook he comes across.
Muggers with a deathwish> give me yo money man! -takes out switchblades-
Charles Bronson> -whips out pistol and shoots them all dead, then dissapears into the night-
Me> GOD DAMN THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!
Charles Bronson> -whips out pistol and shoots them all dead, then dissapears into the night-
Me> GOD DAMN THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!
by GOERNR January 17, 2006
Get the deathwish mug.One of the few true stealth games on the market. Popular, but still underrated really. Brought us something new for a change (Spy vs Merc multiplayer) and really fun co-op (Chaos Theory).
Casual gamers love to dispute over Splinter Cell and MGS. One popular argument being "he has 3 green lights on his head how can the dumb guards not see him?!". It is widely known that that is Sam's trademark, the guards don't actually see it. A better comparison might be Splinter Cell and Thief.
by GOERNR May 23, 2006
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