Elders

A very wise and highly competitive and intelligent group of people. Theses groups of people are seen as athletically gifted and connect with nature easily. They have a calm and laid back personality most of the time but will get very intense when stirred up. Over all a funny, tough and sometimes dumb group of people.

Wow that group of elders are something else they were trying to ski down the grass hill over there.

by Courtstephanie122 April 17, 2017

the elder

A goatee style beard forming from the underside of the nutsack.

Me: hey man, my girlfriends complaining because i havent shaved my sack for a while. It's gettin intense.

Friend: Ah, got the elder eh?

Me: Yeah man she left me.

by scro-ton May 22, 2010

Elder

eld·er
/ˈeldər/
adjective
(of one or more out of a group of related or otherwise associated people) of a greater age.

This was done by the elder Geoffroy St-Hilaire.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Elder

ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.

Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.

by Elder Berry March 02, 2009

ELDER

an amazing person

ur boy is such an elder, he got my cat from up that tree when it got stuck

by lion777 June 14, 2003

Elder

The 233rd Wordle solution.

"It took me 3 tries to solve wordle 233, it was elder."

by Sir Wordle February 07, 2022

Elder

A mindless, controlling drone of the Jehovah's Witness Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. Their function is to squelch independent thought, spy on those suspected of 'wrong doing', and assist the rank and file in making day-to-day menial decisions. They also keep track of the number of hours a member spends knocking on doors each month. Most have the educational level of a toilet brush salesman, but they follow orders well. They enjoy the times spent in judicial committee, where they are privy to confessions of sexual activity of hot young girls, providing fodder for masturbatory sessions at a later time.

Gina- "I have to go shopping for a new pair of shoes for service Saturday, but tomorrow is Black Friday and I don't know if it would be appropriate for a Christian sister to partake in such a worldly celebration. What do you think, Suzanne?"

Suzanne - "I think you should ask the Elders about that. You could ask Brother McDrooly, he is always so knowledgeable. But I would avoid Brother Peterphile, he popped a boner and actually came while I described giving a blowjob when I confessed during my judicial hearing last summer."

Gina - "Thanks, Suzanne. I am always praying thanks to Jehovah for the wonderful Elders we have here at the Kingdom Hall."

by Nelson Birdwell December 05, 2010