Elaphantory 

Elaphantory is a way of saying someone is a numnut or a complete an utter dumbass. Could also described the word as calling someone an idiot. One could call someone an Elaphantory if they have a brain like an Elephant.

Yo Fay your an "elaphantory"

Elaphantory by Kadizzleing April 4, 2009

elephantory 

of elephant nature.
relating to or using a long, elephant nose like object.

This cock through the zipper is rather elephantory.

elephantory by cyberphunkisms February 12, 2010

elephantory 

elongated memory like that of an elephant. memorizing large chunks of stuff.

Rita:Do you remember the time, like 27 years ago when I spilled a cup of water while walking down the promenade?
Charles: No
Rita: WTF is ur problem?
Charles: Its not my fault you have an elephantory memory

elephantory by Foul Ball August 21, 2011