elephantory
elephantory by cyberphunkisms February 12, 2010
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Rita:Do you remember the time, like 27 years ago when I spilled a cup of water while walking down the promenade?
Charles: No
Rita: WTF is ur problem?
Charles: Its not my fault you have an elephantory memory
Charles: No
Rita: WTF is ur problem?
Charles: Its not my fault you have an elephantory memory
elephantory by Foul Ball August 21, 2011
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Elephantopolous
A Greek person with a large and more prominent nose. Found at most Clubs, Soccer Fields, Oakleighs, Western Sydney Suburbs, Zoo's and Souvlaki Shops. Very nice, funny and stingy when it come to themselves but when it comes to sharing money with friends and fanily they throw it away. Its not hard to find an Elephantopolous because they will be yelling thinking there whispering. They also have fine taste in alcohol but resort to just drinking OUZO.
Harry - Me and the bois are going to the soccer and maybe a cheeky souvlaki later, wanna come?
Maeve - Is Ollie and that Elephantopolous
guy going.
Harry - Yes and Yes
Maeve - Is Ollie and that Elephantopolous
guy going.
Harry - Yes and Yes
Elephantopolous by KingZututu September 3, 2016
elephantom
elephantom by Kat and Alex January 12, 2008
Elephantopolatism
Elephantopolatism is the process during which someone will actually physically revert back to an infantile state. The person affected will still retain their knowlegde and intellect, however.
This can occur a multitude of times in a single person's life, and is actually the result of those so-called child prodigies.
This can occur a multitude of times in a single person's life, and is actually the result of those so-called child prodigies.
-I DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE ME SOME ACTIVITIES TO STIMULATE MY MIND! THIS MUNDANE CRAFT IS ACHIEVING NOTHING!
-SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now paint your baloon like everyone else.
-Well it's not my fault Elephantopolatism has made me a child again.
-SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now paint your baloon like everyone else.
-Well it's not my fault Elephantopolatism has made me a child again.
Elephantopolatism by DAEMONLORD April 6, 2010
elephantasy
Any Republican position that ignores reality. Republicans often support positions that are obviously wrong, and will use Washington spin, paid operatives and the powerful conservative news media to assert that they are correct and that doubters are liberal villians. See republink
Global warming is fiction and we don't need to do anything, ever.
The world really, really likes us.
The war in Iraq is making us safer.
Iraq will become a democracy just like us.
Tax cuts are not a handout to the rich.
Karl Rove is honest and good and would never stoop to personal attacks.
Universal Health Care is bad.
Corporations have our best interests at heart, always.
SUV fuel economy is not important.
Jesus supports Republicans 110 percent. Etc, etc.
The world really, really likes us.
The war in Iraq is making us safer.
Iraq will become a democracy just like us.
Tax cuts are not a handout to the rich.
Karl Rove is honest and good and would never stoop to personal attacks.
Universal Health Care is bad.
Corporations have our best interests at heart, always.
SUV fuel economy is not important.
Jesus supports Republicans 110 percent. Etc, etc.
elephantasy by John Marshall September 10, 2005
Elaphantory
Elaphantory is a way of saying someone is a numnut or a complete an utter dumbass. Could also described the word as calling someone an idiot. One could call someone an Elaphantory if they have a brain like an Elephant.
Elaphantory by Kadizzleing April 4, 2009
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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