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elephantory 

elongated memory like that of an elephant. memorizing large chunks of stuff.
Rita:Do you remember the time, like 27 years ago when I spilled a cup of water while walking down the promenade?
Charles: No
Rita: WTF is ur problem?
Charles: Its not my fault you have an elephantory memory
elephantory by Foul Ball August 21, 2011

Elephantopolous 

A Greek person with a large and more prominent nose. Found at most Clubs, Soccer Fields, Oakleighs, Western Sydney Suburbs, Zoo's and Souvlaki Shops. Very nice, funny and stingy when it come to themselves but when it comes to sharing money with friends and fanily they throw it away. Its not hard to find an Elephantopolous because they will be yelling thinking there whispering. They also have fine taste in alcohol but resort to just drinking OUZO.
Harry - Me and the bois are going to the soccer and maybe a cheeky souvlaki later, wanna come?

Maeve - Is Ollie and that Elephantopolous

guy going.

Harry - Yes and Yes
Elephantopolous by KingZututu September 3, 2016

elephantom 

A phantom of questionably large size
The old custodian met a mysterious elephantom one late night
elephantom by Kat and Alex January 12, 2008

Elephantopolatism 

Elephantopolatism is the process during which someone will actually physically revert back to an infantile state. The person affected will still retain their knowlegde and intellect, however.

This can occur a multitude of times in a single person's life, and is actually the result of those so-called child prodigies.
-I DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE ME SOME ACTIVITIES TO STIMULATE MY MIND! THIS MUNDANE CRAFT IS ACHIEVING NOTHING!

-SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now paint your baloon like everyone else.

-Well it's not my fault Elephantopolatism has made me a child again.
Elephantopolatism by DAEMONLORD April 6, 2010

elephantasy 

Any Republican position that ignores reality. Republicans often support positions that are obviously wrong, and will use Washington spin, paid operatives and the powerful conservative news media to assert that they are correct and that doubters are liberal villians. See republink
Global warming is fiction and we don't need to do anything, ever.
The world really, really likes us.
The war in Iraq is making us safer.
Iraq will become a democracy just like us.
Tax cuts are not a handout to the rich.
Karl Rove is honest and good and would never stoop to personal attacks.
Universal Health Care is bad.
Corporations have our best interests at heart, always.
SUV fuel economy is not important.
Jesus supports Republicans 110 percent. Etc, etc.
elephantasy by John Marshall September 10, 2005

Elaphantory 

Elaphantory is a way of saying someone is a numnut or a complete an utter dumbass. Could also described the word as calling someone an idiot. One could call someone an Elaphantory if they have a brain like an Elephant.
Yo Fay your an "elaphantory"
Elaphantory by Kadizzleing April 4, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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