El Spunko 

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.

That bloke is definately El Spunko.

El Spunko by Simon April 1, 2005

El Spunko 

'El Spunko' is the name of a Mexican-era California masked villan and master 'swordsman'. (using 'swordsmen' in the widedest meaning possible), who resides in the quaint, rowing village, of Marlow.
He prowls the night, weapon in his hand, proving himself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling authorities to catch.

"A rumour runs in Marlow, a masked bandido dressed in black prowls the night. As discrete as a shadow in the dark, he glides from roof to roof and always emerges where he is not expected.

He is brave and reckless and undoubtedly the best 'swordsman' of the country. His sword... his long, thick sword, he puts it at the service of what he calls justice. People despise him and he remains an outlaw and there a price on his head. Soldiers are unceasingly running after him but on his pumped up testosterone, faster than the wind, he is uncatchable!

His courage and his elegance particularly impress the señoritas who regard him as a true hero. (not suprising, considering the size of his..) However, he often finds himself in a bad position and must use all of his tricks and skills to get out of it, victorious at leaving his mark each time.

Do you know his name?

This bold renegade carves an 'S' with his "blade", with three quick sprays..

an 'S' that stands for... SPUNKO!"

Spotting El Spunko is hard, as he has a nifty invisibility function which he carries around everywere he goes...

if you do spot him though, he wears a black costume with a cape, a small flat-brimmed hat and a black cowl mask that covers the top of the head from eye level up. He also houses the sign on his chest, in a smelly, white, wet-to-the-touch substance.

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Kid: Is that... El Spunko! he's has struck again!
Señoritas: Ooooo, i'm getting...so wet... mmmmmmm.. this El Spunko is quite a man...

El Spunko by gilo99 July 30, 2008

gwopo el spunko

lipsing a jawn with ur nut in her mouth

gwopo el spunko🤣🤣🤣

gwopo el spunko by elskina May 16, 2026

El Skunko 

An episode of The Price Is Right where no contestant wins a pricing game, and the showcase results in a double overbid.

"Folks, this was a rough show, nobody won a pricing game, nobody won the showcase..." - Drew Carey 11/10/2010, El Skunko 7

El Skunko by RavenHusky April 16, 2011