Eleandro is a guy with the biggest dick. He is smart in multiple ways. He is the best person you can meet. He has suicidal thought but proceeds in life and he is a thiccnerd
When in the mood to toss salad, have your woman stradle your face with her butt cheeks spread, begin to lick her rectum until satisifaction is reached, while at the same time cupping her butt cheeks for constant support.
It's great to give my wife an Elleandro after she takes a huge dump.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!