Ejohnulate 

Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.

Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.

Ejohnulate by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Ejoyculate

Verb:
(of a person or animal) to eject joy from the body at the moment of climax of happiness.

Noun:
happiness that has been displayed on the body, e.g. ejoyculate on one's face (a smile)

When John saw his long-lost dog after a year of separation, his face was covered in ejoyculate.

Phillip celebrated when he got an 85 on the class but when he learned the class average was a 90, he realized he prematurely ejoyculated.

Ejoyculate by wholesomewords May 20, 2017

ejokeulate 

ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm.

Samantha: What's wrong with you?
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.

ejokeulate by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008