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Ejik is an adjective to represent a nonchalant person, who ignores everything and thinks he is cool from it. It is the direct downgrade of a nonchalant dreadhead
My John keeps ignoring me, he is a total fucking Ejik
Yeah I know, he is always online on Instagram, yet he ignores all of my messages!
Ejik by Ganvy December 6, 2024
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He seems like a douche bag at first, but if you take the time and get to know him you will realize he has the best intentions on everything. Girls love to date and hang out with him because he is one hell of a party animal. he has conquered every mountain known to man and left them begging him to climb them again. He has disabled nuclear bombs while doing surgery on himself. Statues are made in his honor in every planet. He has to hide his phone at times because of all the texts that will be pouring in from the ladies. He plays all four American sports and can play every position in each sport. If you were to look up the definition of boss and stud you would only see his name. He has wrestled alligators and eaten them for dinner.
Well Ejike did it again, he disabled three nuclear bombs this time while doing open heart surgery on an elderly woman!!! WHAT A BOSS!!!!!!!!
Ejike by yatescushing December 27, 2011
Related Words
Ejike Ejikem Ejik ejikashun Ejikemi
Most underrated athlete in the country. He plays all four American sports and is the most loving man on the planet. Girls fight over him constantly. Guys want to be like him.
U freaking bitch Ejike is mine back off you hoe!!!!
Ejike by yatescushing December 27, 2011
Slang on Twitter which literally means five thousand
Abeg I fit see Ejikem for your hand till next week.
Ejikem by rhonnie_kr April 5, 2021

ejikashun 

"gettin` me a ejikashun"

"you people need a ejikashun"
ejikashun by mellyzissa September 27, 2005
A plus-sized woman who is industrious, good with accounting and trades nice underwears.

An owner of an underwear brand.
Are you an Ejikemi? Because you have a thick body shape.
She is an Ejikemi when it comes to selling underwears.
Ejikemi by Bushm October 20, 2020
A local currency that originated from Nigerian Twitter. 1 Ejikem = 5000 Naira
Please, I am broke, can you send me 3 ejikems, I promise to pay back when I receive my salary.
Ejikem by TimJordan April 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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