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Ejector Seat 

Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.
After we went parking i gave her the ejector seat to get rid of her
Ejector Seat by BILLY LEBLANC April 16, 2004

Human ejector seat 

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt
Human ejector seat by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

ejecto seato 

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.
Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

ejecto seato cuz 

the name of in-car hydraulics powered by NOS used to eject someone annoying, especially someone of latino descent out of an American muscle car.
Ejecto Seato cuz! Stay on your toes puto!
ejecto seato cuz by ejectoseato55C4rS December 15, 2022

Ejecto-seato

A phrase referring to the act of a pilot ejecting from his plane and out of danger, it is meant to be applied to any situation where a quick exit is mandatory.
This broad is going to get me into a wreck, time to pull the ejecto-seato on this one .
Ejecto-seato by spacefunk March 5, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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