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83rd definition sep 24th 2023 Eigthreenth

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eighteenth base

Sticking your middle toe in the tip of a guy's penis while playing with his balls with your other foot

Chad: Hey, Jakob, I heard you got pretty far last night!
Jakob: Yeah me and Sadie got to eighteenth base last night! It was fucking magical

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On April eighteenth every girlfriend or wife has to give it up. Similar to Valentine's day.

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When one wants to stay sober for a given period of time

nah man, im eighteenth amendmenting for the night

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When you become a legal adult and you can make your own decisions but your parents or any one older than you thinks you are still a child.

"It's her eighteenth birthday so she's going to get a tattoo."
"She thinks she's so grown because its her eighteenth birthday."

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The age at which a girl is just old enough to have sex with an older man without him becoming a registered sex offender.

"Hey, its my eighteenth birthday! Now I can hook up with DILFS!"

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