Eight Five 

Distortion of the truth way beyond belief and or An Absolute Avalanche of Bullshit.
Eight Five is also known in numerical values as shown in the formula below:
(8 or eight)+ (5 or five) = "Absolute bullshit" or eightfive or 85.
85 is generally used when stories of extreme sports are involved.

Dude that was the biggest load of crap Ive ever heard, yeah massive "eight five"

Dude I jumped the grand canyon on a unicycle, 85 85 85 85 85
Eight fucking five

Eight Five by XOBHCNUL February 6, 2008

Eight five 

A man that will beat the living shit out of you and has a very aggressive vocal chords

Person 1 : oi eight five this kid was talking smack about you what you going to do
Eight five: make him never see the light of day

Eight five by Wescattq June 16, 2022

five eight 

Australian rhyming slang, commonly used within Australian prison systems describing your best mate - partner in crime.

I’m heading to the coast with my five eight

five eight by _..._ December 10, 2017

twenty five eight

Even greater than twenty four seven. Describes something occurring for more hours than there are in a day, and for more days than there are in a week.

Since he got his new girlfriend, he's been hanging with her twenty-five eight. We never see him anymore!

twenty five eight by Coot ET May 14, 2005

Five Eight Rule 

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.

Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.

Five Eight Rule by matcha snorter September 22, 2022

twenty eight point five 

a number that is used to describe the quantity of an object, however it cannot describe objects that can't be separated due to a decimal at the end.

I just stole twenty eight point five million dollars from my employees

twenty eight point five by planckc January 21, 2025

Five foot eight.

The first stage of manletism. Manlets are classified as men below the height of 5'8" (without shoes)

Girl- "Hey nice profile pic, how tall are you?"
Dude- "I'm around five foot eight."
Girl- "lol, bye manlet."

Five foot eight. by Toilet paper terminator. May 21, 2017