Eight Five

Distortion of the truth way beyond belief and or An Absolute Avalanche of Bullshit.
Eight Five is also known in numerical values as shown in the formula below:
(8 or eight)+ (5 or five) = "Absolute bullshit" or eightfive or 85.
85 is generally used when stories of extreme sports are involved.

Dude that was the biggest load of crap Ive ever heard, yeah massive "eight five"

Dude I jumped the grand canyon on a unicycle, 85 85 85 85 85
Eight fucking five

by XOBHCNUL February 07, 2008

five eight

Australian rhyming slang, commonly used within Australian prison systems describing your best mate - partner in crime.

I’m heading to the coast with my five eight

by _..._ December 10, 2017

twenty five eight

Even greater than twenty four seven. Describes something occurring for more hours than there are in a day, and for more days than there are in a week.

Since he got his new girlfriend, he's been hanging with her twenty-five eight. We never see him anymore!

by Coot ET May 12, 2005

Eight six seven five three oh nine

Hey
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Hey, Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021

twenty eight point five

a number that is used to describe the quantity of an object, however it cannot describe objects that can't be separated due to a decimal at the end.

I just stole twenty eight point five million dollars from my employees

by planckc January 22, 2025

Five Eight Rule

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.

Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.

by matcha snorter September 22, 2022

Eight five

A man that will beat the living shit out of you and has a very aggressive vocal chords

Person 1 : oi eight five this kid was talking smack about you what you going to do
Eight five: make him never see the light of day

by Wescattq June 16, 2022