Eggs D

Eggs D is another word for xD, often used in video games.

Something funny happens in a video game
Person 1 "lol, eggs d"
Person 2 "eggs d"

by Josephi Krakawski August 23, 2019

Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham

When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.

I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.

by Eaton Holgoode August 1, 2019

eggs dee

Another way to say XD in a more immitating way. Many people who are into memes use it.

Pink Guy : "I have 'e got the 'e sauce b0ss"
Idubbbz : "Eggs dee"

by ArmanTheZarman January 31, 2017

Eggs Danny Thomas

From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...

He liked his eggs Danny Thomas style...

by kelstermcgil November 4, 2007

Eggs Danny Thomas Covid Style

A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.

The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.

by Dick Onchin May 8, 2021

Eggs Dee

Another term for XD, which is a face made of text to symbolize laughing. Although it is just another way to say it, the eggs part is used to symbolize the magic the gathering deck "eggs", and why it is funny for some reason. This is usually used in the manabæse group chat.

Adam: yo I heard that owen is breaking another deck
Ajax: Eggs Dee

by Antoni van Leewenhoek August 27, 2017

Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008