Edmison 

German in origin. Probably the sexiest, most badass last name to exist. Highly intelligent, usually brown/black hair with brown or green eyes. You're lucky to get this rare find.

Is he a genius?
Nope, just an Edmison.

Edmison by sve1226 November 27, 2011

Emison 

A romantic and friendship pairing for two gorgeous young ladies Alison DiLaurentis (Sasha Pieterse) and Emily Fields (Shay Mitchell) in the show Pretty Little Liars that the whole fandom is dying to see happen

Girl 1: OMG did you see the Emison scene yesterday!!!

Girl 2: YASSS OMG Emison IS ENDGAME

Emison by table cloth August 18, 2014

edison chen 

1. Player
2. taking BJ pics and save them for later

1. This HK Player has over 1300+ photos of him and his sexual conquests in mainly BJ poses.
Who is Edison Chen?

2. Guy takes pics while girl is going down on him.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just pulling an edison chen.

edison chen by Jetz February 29, 2008

Emison 

1.A PLL ficitve couple . It's the best one , Emily Fields and Alison Dilaurentis.

2.Also a religion created by J.F , their goddesses are Emily Fields and Alison Dilaurentis, the religious song is Every breath you take, and the quote is How about forever

1.Look thats an Emison moment!
2. I'm an Emisonian.

Emison by JoFaj February 19, 2018

Edison 

A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive

Rubin: Edison is so different and isn’t a fuckboy .

Edison by Whynotman February 11, 2018

Edisons Medicine 

Getting shocked by a jolt of electricity.

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.

Edisons Medicine by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

Thomas Edison by HGF88 November 20, 2013