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Eddison

/ed-iss-in/

noun
“what? Who tf is that?”
“eddison”
Eddison is the guy you would find in seven eleven throwing a tantrum that he didn’t get a Roblox gift card, he also steals his moms underwear and study’s it for things like: dinosaurs, Elmo’s secret family under your bed, your besties rat in the attic, and best of all YOU. Eddison has committed 34 crimes and is now on the run from the popo
HELP EDDISON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddison: i spent my moms lifetime savings on Robux

Erik: cool i stole from the president of Russia last week, and stole his can of spam :)
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Eddison by Ur secretly adopted August 27, 2022

Eddison Kemple 

famous clown from SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody

.so hot.
i was watching SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody
and i saw Eddison Kemple he's so hot!!
Eddison Kemple by daddy salty July 16, 2021
injera or fir fir? Eddison.
Eddison by Logic Phoenix April 30, 2019
One of the Rarest people on Earth. Eddieon is a person who will fight for what's right and stand on every decision they make. Eddieon got a bug long thing in his pants, approximating the size of a horse thing, in Japan, Eddieon means big thang in his pants. If you meet a Eddieon, lock in with him, he wont letchu down.
Eddieon is solid fashoo.
Eddieon by Menace223 November 23, 2021

Eddison extractor

The Addison extractor is when 1 or 2 individuals perform an act of of the inserting a lightbulb in the rectum and leaving it in for atleast 12 hours and traveling to Thomas's eddisons childhood home in st Claire County Michigan and laying down on his front lawn and carefully extracting the lightbulb and leaving it on the lawn
Im going on vacation to do the eddison extractor
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