Eddison is the guy you would find in seven eleven throwing a tantrum that he didn’t get a Roblox gift card, he also steals his moms underwear and study’s it for things like: dinosaurs, Elmo’s secret family under your bed, your besties rat in the attic, and best of all YOU. Eddison has committed 34 crimes and is now on the run from the popo
HELP EDDISON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erik: cool i stole from the president of Russia last week, and stole his can of spam :)
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The Addison extractor is when 1 or 2 individuals perform an act of of the inserting a lightbulb in the rectum and leaving it in for atleast 12 hours and traveling to Thomas's eddisons childhood home in st Claire County Michigan and laying down on his front lawn and carefully extracting the lightbulb and leaving it on the lawn
A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.