Ed j'on 

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

Ed j'on by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

j'ed on 

(jayed on)
also commonly spelled j'd on or jd on.

Verb.

The act of being literally or figuratively ejaculated on. Also the act of literally or figuratively ejaculating on someone else. From the phrase "Jerked on" or also commonly used "Jizzed on".

Adjective / Exclamation
When something is extremely cool.

Verb.

1. Dude I saw a cop pull over someone for going like 100 mph today. That guy got so j'd on.

2. Dude I just j'd on this exam it was ridiculous.

3. Yo did you see when I threw that open mayo packet at that guys face today? It looked like he got j'd on it was hilarious.

Adjective.

1. Dude you should have seen this tricked out car it was so j'd on.

2. me: Dude I just won 100 bucks at the casino!!!
dude: NO WAY! J'ED ON!

j'ed on by The kid with the blonde spot August 7, 2009

dallas ed jones 

A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.

Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!

dallas ed jones by Greenbay rules June 7, 2018

jon ed 

A scouse lad, preferably from bootle who thinks he’s a gansta, smokes polly an calls his mums fella a fat victim.

Lad did ye see tha little Jon ed by ours ?
Ye lad, can tell he’s a Jon ed by his ket wig.

jon ed by RUAM96 December 19, 2019

Jon jone’ed 

To be hit by a 2012 Bentley Continental GT

I Jon jone’ed your cat

Jon jone’ed by Perkelegias November 4, 2023

James Earl Jones'ed 

When you're fucked so deep that you start roaring like Mufasa.

"Yo, i got so James Earl Jones'ed last night, I swear hyenas were threatening my son" rawwwwwwwr

James Earl Jones'ed by LBTizzle2 June 13, 2018

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A by robloxismycity October 3, 2017