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A 1950's writer/director who, after his death in 1978, became a cult icon as a contender for "Worst Director of All Time." Though often showing flashes of invention (Plan Nine from Outer Space, his magnum opus, featured aliens attempting to invade the earth by reanimating the dead), his films were marred by bad writing, bad acting, and a stunning depth and breadth of technical ineptitude. His only skill as a director seemed to lie in convincing investors that his next picture was going to be a smash hit (or, at least, make its money back), even though everything about his track record suggested otherwise.

When his string of failures as a Hollywood director became too great to ignore, Wood wound up in the adult entertainment industry, writing and occasionally directing soft- and hard-core pornography films.

Writer, director, decorated WWII combat veteran, and transvestite (Wood claimed to be wearing women's underwear while storming the beach at Tarawa), Wood was the subject of a 1994 biopic directed by (who else?) Tim Burton, and was portrayed by (again, who else?) Johnny Depp.
Oh, snap! You did NOT just compare George Lucas to Ed Wood!
Ed Wood by BlairHippo April 6, 2006
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Ed Wood. Ed = Erectile Dysfunction. Wood = Erection. A misnomer? An oxymoron? A cuntradickshun? No, Ed wood = a viagara dependant erection.
GERTRUDE: Grandpa has been an "Ed Johnson" for a couple of years, if you know what I mean. But, he recently started taking viagara, and he's become an "Ed Wood" lately. Even a "Tiger Wood"!

CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
Ed Wood by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
Fucking a girl backwards while recieving complete satisfaction of being pile drived up the ass by a male gymnast who is probably gay.
Person 1: Wow that sex was great, how did you get in the back of my ass?
Person 2: It was Ed Wood.
Ed Wood by JKool12 November 16, 2011

edwoodian 

1. Of or relating to the quality of an Ed Wood movie.

2. Dodgy but funny.
"That was so Edwoodian."
edwoodian by Alexander Gray April 4, 2006

edwoodian 

Of the standard of an Ed `Wood movie.`
Ed wood has won universal acclaim as the worst director of all time for such legendary films as Plan 9 from outer space starring Dudley Manlove as a space man sent to earth to create zombies.

If a movie of the modern world tried to be a serious film but failed so misserably that it appears comical it may be called EDWOODIAN, and watched repeatedly for humour`s sake.
Exampl of missuse
`Dude, sky captain is Edwoodian`
`no, you are mistaken, that was just bad`

Example of correct use
`man, I watched such an Edwoodian film yesterday, Invaders from mars or some shit`
`oh yea, the one where the main badguy is a paper mache covered head in a glass jar!`
edwoodian by Marcus Ditzel May 17, 2006
An absolute cock slobbering wanktard. He eats massive black mens willy's and loves black cock inside him.
George is cooler than edwood
edwood by Unbreakabug2033 December 14, 2023

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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