Ectoplasmic Reticulum

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.

Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.

Ectoplasmic Reticulum by Pubo December 7, 2016

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Endoplasmic Reticulum

-Tedious biology term, used in public education to stimulate teen suicide rates for the entertainment of teachers.
-A complex, rediculous compound word that causes the eyes to bleed at the sight
-I HATE AP BIOLOGY!!

"students, now moving on the the outer part of the cell: the Endoplasmic Reticulum, and the G---"

*BLAM, BLAM*

"hahahahahah...class dismissed."

Endoplasmic Reticulum by Man_whore_OMG September 23, 2008

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endoplasmic reticulum

a structure in a human cell.

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting

endoplasmic reticulum by eggfoo March 12, 2003

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Endoplasmic Reticulum

Endoplasmic Reticulum(ER) is an organelle. It has two types Smooth ER and rough ER. Rough ER is covered in ribosomes

A:Endoplasmic reticulum.
B:I really care about what you are about to say as this is an interesting subject that everyday people care about

Endoplasmic Reticulum by 41phaNum3r1ca1 April 19, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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