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Ectoplastic 

Any bit of plastic wrapper that is wet, such as the plastic wrapper from a bar of soap or a piece of saran wrap that has become wet.

ECTOPLASTIC tends to stick to skin, walls, counters, floors, and anything that isn't a liquid as if it were some sort of spiritual force that is haunting you.
Ida: Ugh, gross!

Doris: What's wrong?

Ida: I've got ECTOPLASTIC stuck to my foot. I shouldn't have unwrapped that soap while I was in the shower.
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Ectoplasmic Reticulum 

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.
Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.
Ectoplasmic Reticulum by Pubo December 7, 2016

ectoplasmic situation 

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)