Ecolda

While Ecolda may present as a common cold in a female's body; Ecolda will present in a male's body as a virus scientifically undecernible from Ebola, a virus that causes severe bleeding, organ failure, and can lead to death. Ecolda is known to cause a grown ass man to whimper, ugly cry (snot bubbles are not uncommon), sudden onset unilateral paralysis of pride, mumbling, chronic severe complaining.

To alleviate symptoms the "man" should continue to complain and draw comparison to how much more sick he is than when his wife had the same thing. Blind, clinical studies have shown that long sessions of feeling sorry for yourself can speed up recovery by ~3%. A treatment developed in 1955 called "man up and stop being a little bitch" was long thought to be the panacea for this treacherous illness, but in 2015, it was decided that complaining can fix anything and everything; this explains the sudden uprise of known cases of Ecolda in 2016 and 2017.

"When he returned from San Diego, he had Ecolda so his wife had to call in sick to work"

by Kingston Soze September 24, 2017

Ecola

Slang for a loser, or stupid person. Typically associated with social medias such as reddit and discord.

(Jerome): Bro did you see that guy with the reddit merch at the rally yesterday?
(Chris): Yeah, he's gotta be an Ecola.

by PapaPaarthurnax August 16, 2021

ecolasexual

It's when you identify as the (GigaChad) Ecola, you are immune to anything and everything and (everyone) is afraid of you, you contribute (nothing) to society but are heavily accepted and you are the most based (motherfucker) to walk the planet, people wet (cum) and (wet) themselves at the near sight of your (majesty), they'll kiss the ground you shit and piss on and will comply by your rules.

(IPH) ur mom LOOOOLLLLL
(Void) I'm ecolasexual
(IPH) *fucking dies from loneliness*

by Ecolasup October 21, 2021