Ebokneezer

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Ebokneezer (noun) – A person with a deep admiration and appreciation for the beauty, grace, and cultural richness of women of African descent. Often characterized by an enthusiastic respect for African aesthetics, heritage, and charm.

Herald: Twin I juh cracked my first black bitch
Quan: Lmaooo cuh u ah real ebokneezer

Ebokneezer by KarateMaster1864 February 11, 2025

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ebeneezer goode

pills, E, Ecstasy, XTC, Vera's

A term used around 15 years ago during the rave scene. cheesy quaver.

"E's are Good, E's are Good - He's Ebeneezer Goode."

ebeneezer goode by Jules1111111111111111111111 July 5, 2007

ebeneezer scrooge

used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.

bro a. "man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?"
bro b. "fuck you buzz killington"
bro c. "shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your fucking chips man"
bro b. "you can all suck my dick"
bro a. and bro c. "fucking ebeneezer scrooge."

ebeneezer scrooge by broseidon brahhh January 16, 2011

Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.

"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".

Ebeneezer Screw by Andru J. November 12, 2009

EboNeeger

Black skinflint(cheap skate), who gives nothing and doesn't celibrate Christmas (see "Merry Dis Mass).

Yo Brutha, yo sho got me nuttin fo dis occasion...tanks EboNeeger!

EboNeeger by Judi Malnar March 4, 2005

eboonezer scrooge

A name given to a person who doesn't like Halloween. Essentially Ebenezer Scrooge, but for hallowed.

Joey sure doesn't like Halloween. What an Eboonezer Scrooge.

eboonezer scrooge by ryatellsastory December 31, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026