used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.
bro a. "man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?"
bro b. "fuck you buzz killington"
bro c. "shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your fucking chips man"
bro b. "you can all suck my dick"
bro a. and bro c. "fucking ebeneezer scrooge."
(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.
"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".
Ebokneezer (noun) – A person with a deep admiration and appreciation for the beauty, grace, and cultural richness of women of African descent. Often characterized by an enthusiastic respect for African aesthetics, heritage, and charm.
Herald: Twin I juh cracked my first black bitch
Quan: Lmaooo cuh u ah real ebokneezer