A perfectly proportional penis (PPP) it is so beautiful that girls can’t even come up with the energy to moan while it is in them. When it creams, it creates a waterfall of semen that covers its victim. If you have a (PPP) you get big booty latinas.

“My boyfriend has an Eavis it is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.”

Eavis by Daquaviontavious iii October 1, 2022

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i can dig elvis

The best and worst words you can say to a Destiel shipper.

Normal person: I can dig Elvis.

Destiel shipper: *muffled* I can't help falling in love with you.

i can dig elvis by Destielover May 1, 2018

Eavesdropping

Secretly Listening to other people’s conversations.; getting into people’s business.

When my friend is Eavesdropping on my teacher, he says Carter! Do you ever LISTEN?!

Eavesdropping by QuakeSplash26 February 3, 2019

Elviscerate

verb: to eliminate any or all Elvis impersonators \ noun: Elvisceration

They're marching to Vegas in protest of the international conspiracy to Elviscerate the world.

Elviscerate by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ September 30, 2009

Elvis Country

Any urban or rural area that has no Jewish or Italian people.

If I have to run, I need more time. I won't end up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis Country.

Elvis Country by Umphrey March 12, 2021

eviscerate

To roast or expose someone so hard that you "murder" a man into oblivion. you leave no bones, no flesh, nuthin'. Once this happens you must never speak of the person again. Their entire existence disappears.

Guy 1: Did you see that mah boi Etika eviscerated Princeton last night? He let all the deets out.
Guy 2: Princeton? Who?

eviscerate by jbeats2 November 19, 2017

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026