Eatps 

That feeling when you take a bite out of a sandwich and it tastes like piss and you have traumatic flashbacks to when your 9th-grade boyfriend called you a worthless piece of garbage and you started crying but then you remembered that you're not worthless bc he told you once that you give great head so now you don't know if he's lying about you being garbage or if you actually give horrible head and so you break up and he stalks you and drives to your house and harasses your brother while you hide in the vacuum closet with the iron pan and he goes away but takes his hoodie with him and leaves your brother with a bloody nose. and then you tell some of your friends but they make fun of you and say you enabled it and then you cry and your dad finally comes home from his business trip with a stuffed toy and you name it robert and then you open the fridge and grab a left over sandwich from charlies even though you don't like charlies that much and you take a bite and it tastes like piss.

"Hey bro, did you eatps yesterday?"
"Yes."

Eatps by donttellmytherapist February 16, 2023

*Eats grass* 

Having no opinion

B: Do you like the colour orange?
L: Ehhh
F: Best colour ever!
J: *eats grass*

*Eats grass* by Ace the simp April 15, 2023

the eats 

Words used to ask where the food is at.

The host of a party was asked by one of the guests, " Where's the eats ?".

the eats by jpg3 December 22, 2013

ball game eats 

These are foods typically enjoyed during a sports event, pizza, burgers, tacos...

Okay, l have beer and plenty of ball game eats, pizza anyone?

ball game eats by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020

ball game eats 

These are foods typically enjoyed during a sports event, pizza, burgers, tacos...

Okay, l have beer and plenty of ball game eats, pizza anyone?

ball game eats by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020

Ligue 1 Uber Eats 

The French top division of football (what's a soccer?) where every season, its been farmed by PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) of the likes of Neymar (diver) (no longer Pessi) and Mpaypal, whom bottles in European football outside of France.

Twitter user Troll Football:"What is the biggest farmer league in football?" Real Madrid fan:"Its the Ligue 1 Uber Eats leauge, mpaypal loves farming it along with Messi and Neymar!"

Ligue 1 Uber Eats by LumpiaMuncher July 14, 2023

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021