this person is very funny. i’m actually mutuals with this person! (i’m so lucky) if you hate then that’s a hate crime and i will sue your ass!
mom: who’s eatshitfreak
me: that’s the wonderful jack manifold fan i was talking about
mom: i knew who they were i just want to see if you knew them because they’re actually replacing you as my child me: 😦
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'