this person is very funny. i’m actually mutuals with this person! (i’m so lucky) if you hate then that’s a hate crime and i will sue your ass!
mom: who’s eatshitfreak
me: that’s the wonderful jack manifold fan i was talking about
mom: i knew who they were i just want to see if you knew them because they’re actually replacing you as my child
me: 😦
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.