eating carrots 

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

eating carrots by swiffer January 19, 2006

Eating carrots 

An new trend that consists of walking around, usually a school campus, munching on delicious carrots. Usually they are small and held in a baggie of some kind, but not necessarily. It is often associated with people who have enlightened views on health, literature, music, politics, and most other subjects (see hipsters).

The first time carrots were ever eaten on film was in the movie Rushmore(1999). The character of Rosemary Cross offers some carrots to characer Herman Blume.

"Hey look at that fag walking by eating carrots." -frat guy

"Actually, he's not gay." -frat guy's girlfriend

Eating carrots by yeahItappedthat March 7, 2007

Eating Carrots 

What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is

Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots

Eating Carrots by NewellDoiland June 11, 2018

Eating carrots analy 

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.

Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.

Eating carrots analy by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Eating Carrots Analy 

Something that does not tighten your boy holes.

James: Yo bro what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.

Eating Carrots Analy by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Brodie Eating Carrots 

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.

Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.

Brodie Eating Carrots by Shygvy March 15, 2022

Brodie eating carrots 

A fine specimen of a man who has a crippling addiction and soft spot for his orange, crunchy, snack. These types of people also usually have orange hands, feet, lips, eye balls, and arm pits on account of their carrot overdose.

What was that noise? “Brodie eating carrots.”

Brodie eating carrots by sweaty silas March 15, 2022