Definitions by Shygvy

altbaddiemaxxing

the process of becoming an alt baddie in hopes that you might attract other alt baddies.

“to pull the alt baddies, one must become the alt baddie. that is altbaddiemaxxing”

mahatma ghandi

altbaddiemaxxing by Shygvy February 22, 2026

Sam Howard (Sambob) 

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

Sam Howard (Sambob) by Shygvy June 1, 2022

Altoid Man 

A being that always ALWAYS has altoids on him. Also stopped world war 6 in Estonia.

Wanna Altoid??
Man who’s that guy that stopped world war 6 again? Oh it’s the altoid man.

Altoid Man by Shygvy April 1, 2022

Brodie Eating Carrots 

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.

Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.

Brodie Eating Carrots by Shygvy March 15, 2022