Eat pie 

A suggestion or reply to anything, usually insults...

You are a lard!!!

Eat pie!!!

Eat pie by Triple J April 7, 2005

I don't even eat pie cuz 

Something to say when you ain't tryna do shit with them.

Dan: Ayo Tristan, you trying to got to a movie
Tristan: I don't even eat pie cuz *Walks away*

I don't even eat pie cuz by ThatGuyHit February 10, 2021

eat humble pie 

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

eat humble pie by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008

Eat your pie 

When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or you’ll get the iron belt.

Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.

Eat your pie by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

eat your pie 

When you tell a girl you're gonna eat her pie it means you're gonna eat her out

Aye girl let me eat your pie

eat your pie by Pappichulo23 May 6, 2016

bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.

Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."

bake a pie, eat a pie by Squirrely June 18, 2006

Eat A Pie

eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.

Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...

Eat A Pie by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016