Definitions by XaviahDaniel

Bullet Nips 

When one has them .45 calls for nipples

Julia has some massive bullet nips.

Bullet Nips by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Eat your pie 

When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or you’ll get the iron belt.

Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.

Eat your pie by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Drumstick Syndrome 

When you love playing the bongos with your drumsticks too much and your arms turn into drumsticks.

Have you heard about Simon Mcconville, he’s been diagnosed with drumstick syndrome.

Drumstick Syndrome by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Teddy time 

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

Teddy time by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Teddy time 

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

Teddy time by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

Chocolate Fountain by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

RanAwayToAfrica 

The term used to describe someone’s father who went to the Asian corner shop to buy some milk but sadly never returned.

Toby: Seems like my dad RanAwayToAfrica.

RanAwayToAfrica by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019