7 definitions by XaviahDaniel

Eat your pie

When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or you’ll get the iron belt.

Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

When you love playing the bongos with your drumsticks too much and your arms turn into drumsticks.

Have you heard about Simon Mcconville, he’s been diagnosed with drumstick syndrome.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

When one has them .45 calls for nipples

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

The term used to describe someone’s father who went to the Asian corner shop to buy some milk but sadly never returned.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019