2 definitions by Gisele LaFrance
eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.
Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016
A smol and soft lil precious bean that deserves the world. He’s so freaking gorgeous and he’s spiderman so shut your face. He has an adorable blue staffy named Tessa. He deserves everything. He also pronounced croissant as quackson but that joke is dead so.
Person: “Oh hey didn’t Tom Holland play spiderman in Infinity War?”
Me: “Yea....—OMG DONT SAY IT DO NOT SAY IT-“
Person: “ He looks like he didn’t feel so good *laughs at their own joke*
Me: you are dead to me. bye.
Me: “Yea....—OMG DONT SAY IT DO NOT SAY IT-“
Person: “ He looks like he didn’t feel so good *laughs at their own joke*
Me: you are dead to me. bye.
by Gisele LaFrance August 5, 2018