eat my short 

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s

Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short

eat my short by cinderll44 September 28, 2015

Eat My Shorts 

Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

Eat My Shorts by jenni January 5, 2005

Eat My Shorts 

As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!

Eat My Shorts by DiveInPuddles8 July 5, 2003

eat my shorts 

another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick

"Man you can eat my shorts!"

eat my shorts by Lexi d August 30, 2009

Eat My Shorts 

To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.

Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?

Eat My Shorts by fuCKY December 7, 2003

Eat My Shorts 

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

Eat My Shorts by Brendan April 7, 2003

Eat My Shorts, man 

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.

Eat my Shorts, man

Eat My Shorts, man by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018