To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.
Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?
by fuCKY December 07, 2003
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A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.
Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s
Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short
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to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
idiot: 'your such a whore'
by ashmoree July 08, 2009
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