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eat my asshole 

The means to eat one asshole.
Or can be used in the sense that a friend i being a complete fuck ass.
Or a term that is used as a comeback
man she can eat my asshole.
Hey eat my asshole fag
eat my asshole by Benx May 20, 2008

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole 

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass
i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole

A gracious greeting between two gentleman of high social standing. Notably referring to whites only. When referred by different skin colors the phrase is altered, ex: Blacks, Eat My Fat *BLACK* Bootyhole. This is not racist as the alteration of the phrase is just its nature. Can also be insult against strictly straight males, but only when the other is also straight so its funny cause if he was gay, that be fucking gay, miss me wit that gay shit, nigga. Can be a sign of love between two homies, when used like this there is no alteration for skin colors.
Ex 1: "Hello, Mr. President, Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Eat My Fat Stanky asshole as well, Mr. Reeves."
Ex: "Yo my nigga Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole." "Nigga, you gon make me cry, Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole, too."
Ex 3: "Im not gay, but Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Im straight so im offended!"

Ex 4: "Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Wtf bro thats gay."
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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