eat my dick
eat my dick by thomas the train engine November 7, 2006
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eat my dick! ❤️
the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)
Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️
eat my dick! ❤️ by efries75 October 17, 2022
Do not eat my dick
Do not eat my dick by pookypooky January 16, 2009
Do not eat my dick
Do not eat my dick by pookypanties January 16, 2009
eat my entire dick and ass
something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha
me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
eat my entire dick and ass by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018
eat my fuckin dick bitch
eat my fuckin dick bitch by fancyfuckface69 June 3, 2019
suck my dick and eat it up my ass
Insult
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
suck my dick and eat it up my ass by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017
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