eastender 

either a crap soap opera about cockney wanker or the real life place where true cockey waners live

everyone's talking about it- yeah they are saying thank fuck I don't live in the east end like these tossers.

eastender by mike read August 7, 2003

eastender 

ryming slang for someone who is a 'bender'.
gets its name from the english soap opera show.

'he's a right eastender'

eastender by Dylan Armstrong October 29, 2006

extender style 

To extend something, Specificaly pertaining to your penis.

Dude im so flacid right now, I think im gonna go extender style.

extender style by patrick the extender master December 18, 2009

Bender Extender 

The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.

Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.

Bender Extender by StoutSkeeze April 29, 2009

penis extender 

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.

Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!

penis extender by curry_indian November 21, 2019

eastenders 

A strange urban collection of hyperactive, semi rational individuals. None of them posess their own washing machine, and most of them only own two sets of clothing. Some characters in fact wear clothing which was handed down through the generation, from the 1980s.
Characters are mostly unemployed, for they spend most of their day in a tiny square. Nothing like this actually exists in the eastend of london, which is actually very large, cosmopolitan, with large streets, large roads, and large communities of various ethnic groups.
On eastenders this is not reflected, it is perhaps stuck in the public imagination of the eastend in the 1950s. The storylines are not well thought out, the acting is childish, and it reflects a place firmly in the imagination of the British public.

The eastend of London today, is made up of asian, white and black ethnic groups, with brick lane mostly asian.
It is not really reflective of multi ethnic London, despite the occasional crazy black or asian family who arrive, to live alongside the mostly crazy white families.

Its imaginary stuff.

Real life "I am going to Brick Lane market in the east end, to purchase some sari material, and have a curry!"

Eastenders "Err love, we ave 2 asian families on our street now, its a lot more than it used to be innet?"

eastenders by London person February 23, 2010

Watching Eastenders 

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)

Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"

Watching Eastenders by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010