East Jesus 

way the fuck out there

damn, the parking lot was full and I had to park in East Jesus

East Jesus by d5 and d3 April 11, 2000

East Jesus 

referring to a place that is ungodly far away.

Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."

East Jesus by Kyyylaaaa November 25, 2007

East Jesus 

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)

I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.

East Jesus by Light Joker November 4, 2004

East Jesus Nowhere 

An amazing Green Day song off their 2009 album 21st Century Breakdown. This song is about fundamentalist religion. Lead vocalist for Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong, wrote this song after attending a baptism for a friend's baby. Green Day performed this song on the season 34 finale of Saturday Night Live. Will Ferrell, who hosted, accompanied them on cow bell. This did not air, but can be found on Youtube.

A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and Genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics

Some of the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere

East Jesus Nowhere by Ninja-Unicorn June 30, 2011

East Jesus Nowhere 

The middle of nowhere.

After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home

East Jesus Nowhere by holly hox, forget me nots April 14, 2009

East Jesus China 

Same as word BFE...

Damn Nigga, you fuckin' live in East Jesus China

East Jesus China by Dyno Dave January 16, 2003

East Jesusville 

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

East Jesusville by mschne7 June 29, 2009