eart

Known by mortals as "Earth", eart is the planet in which us trapped immortals are chained.

Female Mortal 1: "Awwwww, look how cute my baby is.!
Female Mortal 2: "Isn't he adorable?"
Male Immortal Baby: "This mortal form limits me. The eart has doomed me to a limited lifespan."

by Just a guy takin' a walk November 28, 2017

Eart

E (ee) + art
e/urt
Eart - e/urt
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1: To be so emotionally related to something, with such a deep understanding of the situation(s), one can not even understand how it is so 'feel-able.'

2: 'Same.' 'Mood.'

Not to be confused with 'E-Art.'

Ex:
Person 1: 'I'm dead inside.'
Person 2: 'Eart.'

by pan.is.a.pancake February 18, 2019

eart my fart

"Eart my fart," is a pickup line to show how funny you are to your significant other. In many cases, it causes the person to fall in love with you right away. (read our reviews below)
"eart my fart stabilized my marriage"
"eart my fart instantly made me the best looking person ever"
"i used to have herpes and AIDS but thanks to eart my fart I also have HIV."
"i met my roblox girlfriend using eart my fart"
"eart my fart has been a blessing bestowed upon our family."

eart my fart mary!
*mary proceeds to ask u out cause the pickup line was just that good

by _hAs LeFT ThE cHaT February 18, 2019

Dinosaur Earth

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.

George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic

by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Earthquake head

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

earth eyes

eyes that have shades of blues and greens, just like the surface of the earth, may have some specks of brown or gold

Boy: Yeah, she has beautiful eyes, they're earth eyes
Dude: I bet, hues of blue and green are breathtaking

by eartheyes December 6, 2016

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019