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The “Stanley Earl Swirl” 

When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.
Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?

Earl's Swirl 

First, Fasten something such as a rope or harness from the ceiling, tree, ect.. After prolonged fucking perform the Earl Swirl. Place your bitch on her back with her flappy oven mitt exposed.This will give you a target. Attach your hands, feet and neck to the above rope, leaving you in the "L" shape or Ghandi style position (your choice). Have your slut-whore suck you to your ready to come, then lay her back down. Place your nuts in her mouth till you start to cum, and have her spin your around with a motion similiar to the price is rights' wheel. Your balls will spin around in her mouth and skeet with shoot for a full 360 degree rotation.
Last night I did the Earl's Swirl, and the bitch locked in on my nuts and the twisted up like a threaded bolt. Fuck that bitch.
Earl's Swirl by Earl the Swirl June 19, 2007
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026