eard

(ADJ)

An eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, butter

Has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse

Eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, butter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels

Eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any assets worth 10 bob, cock

eyup mukka ars tha doin kid tha oreyt to knock us a ciggy up cock and as tha gora leet for it

as tha got fotty pency for bus cock

we off for a sup cock

a sis thi darn ale shop old cock

mi fath wukked darn pit, n his fatha wukked darn pit so al always wuk darn pit

thick int arm strong int eard

eard by eard May 2, 2014

eard

When a ear is so hairy that it grows a beard.

Your ears need to take a trip to the barbershop, your eard is taking over.

eard by BudgieMuscle1 September 16, 2016

Eard

Ear hair that hangs out.

Not just hairy dudes have eards.
also,

Q: Why won't these earbuds stay in my ears?

A: Maybe it's your eard.

Eard by Dr. Orbstein April 12, 2010

Eard

Hair that grows in the ears of old men.

Looking in the mirror, Dave noticed the gray hair in his ears was almost long enough to braid. Dave knew he was growing an eard.

Eard by saavy chimp November 21, 2022

y’eard 

Combination of you and heard. Also similar to the word jawn. Can be used in almost any way.

Max: Y’eard?
Zach: Y’eard.

y’eard by sefriday June 16, 2018

Eardstepa 

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.

Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.

Eardstepa by Cady Pane August 10, 2021

Eardickcheese 

Another word for earwax.

Dude, you're so gross... You got eardickcheese on my headphones.

Eardickcheese by MorroBay January 7, 2011